Sit down

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This Friday and Saturday, I was on a company vacation trip to Linz, a beautiful city in Upper Austria. We drove there by bus and stayed in a really great hotel.

Obviously, a room for each person would be really expensive, and so we stayed in double rooms. My room companion is one of the guys I work with.

Now, to the rant part. Is it really that hard for guys to sit down when there is no urinal nearby? I know, I‘m a guy by myself, but if there isn‘t a urinal nearby, I don‘t mind sitting down. Women have to do it always (at least, I think so).

Sure it is faster to just open up the jeans, grab him and start to pee. But if you‘re drunk, your aim might not be as good as you think

Sit the fuck DOWN and don‘t make a mess in the whole bathroom!

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