Fire alarm

This Blog Post was originally published on the platform "writelier" (formerly "co-writers" and "200wordsaday"). Sadly the blogging platform was discontinued. I downloaded all my blog posts and prepared them to be republish them here.

The day before yesterday facebook recommended me an interesting post by Philipp S. Holstein. I think I discovered this doctor a few years back. As far as I remember, he is a local doctor somewhere in Germany. However, I found the post so interesting and funny that I want to freely translate it here. :)

You can find the original one (in german) here.

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Fire alarm 2010:
100 people running out of the building and are happy that they are out of the hazard zone.

Fire alarm 2020:
A large portion of people runs out of the building and they are happy that they are out of the hazard zone.
6 people declare that the fire alarm is only a sound and sound where always there. We are still living.
4 people sue the state because they can't understand the music on their headset anymore.
5 people think that just because there is smoke and a burning colleague has just fallen past the window, you should not forget that there have been false alarms before. And they urge others to remain seated until it is clear whether people are really dying.
One colleague explains that just because a burning colleague has fallen past the window, it is not certain that he would not have died at some point anyway.
8 people note that the firefighters got really expensive cars and ask without back thoughts, whom the alarm is befitting. To be rescued now would ultimately mean submitting to the corrupt system.
2 People point out that since 2012, a fire protection plan has been in place in a George Soros company, which also includes escaping, calling the fire brigade and using extinguishing agents. Coincidence?
4 people verbosely explain the memory of water. The fire brigade that moistens us with water is just a stooge of the elites who use it to vaccinate us homeopathically.
6 people point out that the training of trainees must not be interrupted in order to carry out the evacuation. In addition, business operations must not suffer!
The assistant cook from the canteen is now the head of a movement that sprays fugitives with petrol to point out that they are being deprived of their very basic right to walk slowly.
3 People point out that during the last major fire such panic was also spread, all without exception ran out, were carried out and some were even roped down by firefighters. And in the end, nobody died and only 3 were in the hospital. That is never dangerous.
2 People point out that every day people die of cancer, AIDS and hunger, and there is no alarm.
3 People write a book that the idea of tissue damage by heat is a medieval construct, a fire has never been observed under an electron microscope and the Koch's postulates for fire have never been proven. They become rich.
2 People note that fire detectors are not at all suitable for detecting fire.

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I hope you've laughed as loud as I did. Sadly it seems like it is the reality with the corona deniers.